postlightning:

Is that it uses big words to describe itself,

Like “timeline”, to say “where all the status updates show up.”

Imagine that, the line of time, as something you call yours

You can freely travel through history

Though not yet to the future,

Like being able to take three thousand steps backwards…

The feeling of unfollowing someone you like sucks, but I think really, more rude than you unfollowing them is them abusing the fact that they have an audience. 

I think using twitter a lot is great, but when it’s just a back-and-forth between two people all day long, and when that back and forth sounds like my high school lunch table, then I wonder what the fuck instant messenger is for. 

And so, I unfollowed owen and mefloraine and canon-chan and my life got a little better. Love all you guys but damn, get AIM.